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• Dad holding water in his mouth and forgetting and then it all falling out when Meg went into his office to ask him something
• Dad thinking Peruvian food was from Peruvia
• Dad biting off two of the prongs of his fork and then swallowing them at the Greek restaurant in Phoenix
• Dad complaining for a full year about how uncomfortable his golf shoes were and then realizing that he hadn’t had any sort of inserts in them for a full year
• Dad playing 20 questions: is it stinky, does it fly, is it purple